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1 The Announcer Who Died at the End of the Announcement Nov 7th, 2011
2 Happy One Year Anniversary to Us & to Lisa and Greg Druckner of New Jersey Nov 8th, 2011
3 Mime Riot Nov 9th, 2011
4 The Illiterate Merderer Nov 10th, 2011
5 The Postman Always Rings Ten Times. What's His Problem? Nov 14th, 2011
6 Dead Men Tell No Amusing Anecdotes Nov 15th, 2011
7 Siri Shows Her Boobs Nov 16th, 2011
8 A Man for All Flu Seasons Nov 17th, 2011
9 Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your DVDs of 'Breaking Bad' Season 3 Nov 28th, 2011
10 What Happens in Vegas is Typically Pretty Sad Nov 29th, 2011
11 Bye-Bye, Albino's Alibi Nov 30th, 2011
12 Indiana Jones and the Temple of… Wait, This Isn't a Temple it's a Wal★mart! Dec 1st, 2011
13 The Bourne Ultimate Frisbee Tournament Dec 5th, 2011
14 What the Butler Smelled Dec 6th, 2011
15 Tell My Wife I Love Her & Tell My Secret Wife I Love Her Even More Dec 7th, 2011
16 Armageddon Comes to Quiznos Dec 8th, 2011
17 Return to A-Hole Acres Dec 12th, 2011
18 It's a Wonderful Life Because of the Internet Dec 13th, 2011
19 Miracle Whip in 34th Street Dec 14th, 2011
20 The Island of Misfit Roys: Scheider Edition Dec 15th, 2011
21 Santa is Coming to Town but Only to Visit His Mistress Danielle Dec 19th, 2011
22 Patton Oswalt, Kevin Lee, Joe Mande Dec 20th, 2011
23 Charles Barkley, Marc Maron, John Pizzarelli Dec 21st, 2011
24 Thomas Haden Church, Claire Smith, Glen Campbell Dec 22nd, 2011
25 May Old Acquaintances Be De-Friended Jan 3rd, 2012
26 Out with the Old, in with the Hastily-Repainted Old Jan 4th, 2012
27 Manuary 5th – The Day of the Dude Jan 5th, 2012
28 Oh My God, Baby New Year Got Into the Medicine Cabinet! Jan 9th, 2012
29 Every Kiss Begins with Kay, But Everything Else Begins with K-Y Jan 10th, 2012
30 The Integrity Episode, Brought to you by Pall Mall Cigarettes Jan 11th, 2012
31 The Mime Whisperer Jan 12th, 2012
32 The Mayan “Dilbert Cartoon-A-Day” Calendar Jan 16th, 2012
33 The Guy Who Actually Went to the Gym he Joined on New Year's Day Jan 17th, 2012
34 Operation Orgy: Journey to Coitus Cove Jan 18th, 2012
35 This Episode Would Like you to Join its LinkedIn Network Jan 19th, 2012
36 The Formerly Lesbian Mad Scientist Who Really, Really Experimented in College Jan 23rd, 2012
37 The Bourne Again Ultimatum Jan 24th, 2012
38 Mr. Gorbachev, Put Up Some Drapes! Jan 25th, 2012
39 We Need the Funk if it's Not Too Much Trouble Would Like to Have That Funk Jan 26th, 2012
40 A Watched Pot Never Boils, and Other Total Lies Jan 30th, 2012
41 The Man Who Got his Money's Worth at Starbucks Jan 31st, 2012
42 The Dr. Wizard of Dr. Oz Feb 1st, 2012
43 Double-Vision Theater Presents: The Lady With Incredible Ta-ta-ta-tas Feb 2nd, 2012
44 The Lonely Scent of a Lean Cuisine Feb 6th, 2012
45 “High-Four Me!” Said the Woodshop Teacher Feb 7th, 2012
46 The Creature From the Recently Gentrified Lagoon Feb 8th, 2012
47 Cheap Applause From the Best Audience In the World Feb 9th, 2012
48 Mr. Peanut's Peanut Allergy Feb 13th, 2012
49 The Last-Minute Gift at CVS That Got Greg Laid Feb 14th, 2012
50 Luck be a Man Dressed as a Lady Tonight Feb 15th, 2012
51 Die Hard 5: Let's Not Die So Hard, I've Got Chronic Back Pain Feb 16th, 2012
52 The 24th Annual NurfⓇ Product Expo Feb 21st, 2012
53 Justice has a Middle Name and it's Eric Feb 22nd, 2012
54 Annie, Get Your Glock Feb 23rd, 2012
55 Death Wish 6: Natural Causes Feb 27th, 2012
56 The Douche Who Lost His Bag Feb 28th, 2012
57 Godzilla Vs. His Own Body Issues Feb 29th, 2012
58 If it Looks Like a Duck, Quacks Like a Duck, it's a Little Person Dressed as a Duck Mar 1st, 2012
59 Low-Brow OCD Theater Presents: Pull My Finger 40 Times Mar 5th, 2012
60 Virginia Is for Lovers, But So Is My Van Mar 6th, 2012
61 Bridesmaids Revisited Mar 7th, 2012
62 The Rendezvous With Destiny That Was Pushed Back to April Mar 8th, 2012
63 She Maces Me, She Maces Me Not Mar 19th, 2012
64 Honey, I Shrunk the Show Mar 20th, 2012
65 The Dark Knight Dies From Rubber Suit Induced Heat Exhaustion Mar 21st, 2012
66 El Episodio Con El Título Español Mar 26th, 2012
67 Godzilla Versus Robocalling Mothra Mar 27th, 2012
68 That Which Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Think I'm Doing This Suicide Thing Wrong Mar 28th, 2012
69 The Lonely Life of Albert Peniseyebrows Mar 29th, 2012
70 Early to Bed and Early to Rise Makes a Man Want a Better Shift at Denny's Apr 2nd, 2012
71 Ding Dong! The Witch Is Selling Amway. Apr 3rd, 2012
72 Lucy in the Sky With Amazingly Realistic Diamelles™ Apr 4th, 2012
73 The Member of Styx Who Got Laid More When he Stopped Saying he Was a Member of Styx Apr 5th, 2012
74 Fruit by the Foot, Regret by the Mile Apr 9th, 2012
75 Flash Mob on the Bounty Apr 10th, 2012
76 Where in Carmen Sandiego Is Waldo Apr 11th, 2012
77 How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Google the Ways. Apr 12th, 2012
78 The Bourne Thingamajigee Apr 16th, 2012
79 The Doomsday Device (Batteries Not Included) Apr 17th, 2012
80 Nine Hairy Guys in a Hot Tub Built for Five Apr 18th, 2012
81 Extremely Slow Murder on the Orient Local Apr 19th, 2012
82 I Believe the Children are our Future D-Bags Apr 23rd, 2012
83 How Much for That Doggie on the Roof of your Car? Apr 24th, 2012
84 I Like Big Butts and I Can Still Lie Apr 25th, 2012
85 What are you Doing With My Freak On? Apr 26th, 2012
86 The Day the Earth Stood too Close to the Barbecue May 7th, 2012
87 Are All Guys Named Jared Kinda Dicky? May 8th, 2012
88 Table for Two, Said the Fatman May 9th, 2012
89 Anthony Michael Hall Kidnapped My Family. This Is Not a Show Title. I'm Begging You! Call the Police! May 10th, 2012
90 You're Gonna Get Your Ass Tapped in Prison, Charlie Brown May 15th, 2012
91 The Thing of Finite Imagination May 16th, 2012
92 Episode 257: Literally May 17th, 2012
93 The Channing Tatum Ultimatum May 22nd, 2012
94 This One has a Wardrobe Malfunction May 23rd, 2012
95 The Little Engine That Could, But Held Out For More Money May 24th, 2012
96 The Girl Who Said, “It's Not You, It's Me” and Actually Meant It Jun 4th, 2012
97 The Boy with ADD Who... Is That a Butterfly? Jun 5th, 2012
98 My Eyes Are Up Here, ArchBishop Desmond Tutu! Jun 6th, 2012
99 E-vite to a Murder Jun 7th, 2012
100 And the Wind Cries, “Sausage!” Jun 11th, 2012
101 The Devil in the White Suburb Jun 12th, 2012
102 The Gnocchi From Skokie That Sang Karaoke Jun 13th, 2012
103 The Day Lake Michigan Got Renamed What It Should've Been Called In The First Place - Lake Illinois! Jun 14th, 2012
104 Four Weddings, a Funeral, and a Bris Jun 18th, 2012
105 Descartes Presents, Dude Why Is My Car? Jun 19th, 2012
106 The Lion, the Witch & Some Crap from the Container Store Jun 20th, 2012
107 A Buncha Crap We Came Up With This Afternoon Jun 21st, 2012
108 Godzilla vs The Board of Education Jun 25th, 2012
109 The House of Usher, and the Cramped Studio Apartment of Sisqo Jun 26th, 2012
110 John Carter 2: Just Kidding, That Will Never Happen Jun 27th, 2012
111 Puss in Ugg Boots Jun 28th, 2012
112 Dracula Meets the Mummy, and the Two Hit It Off Swimmingly Jul 16th, 2012
113 Das Re-Boot: Revenge of the '80s Movie Reference Jul 17th, 2012
114 Martin Short Meets Justin Long Jul 18th, 2012
115 Slaughterdeath 4: Hurtfest in Scartown Jul 19th, 2012
116 The Quick Case of the Easily Solved Mystery Jul 23rd, 2012
117 Mission Impossible 5: Flatulence Protocol Jul 24th, 2012
118 Are You There, God? It's Me, a Narcissicstic Jerk Who Thinks He Can Talk to God Jul 25th, 2012
119 Something, Something Japanese Jul 26th, 2012
120 Jolt Cola Explosion at the Old Reference Factory Jul 30th, 2012
121 Fear and Loathing and Boredom in Albany Jul 31st, 2012
122 The Shark Who Took Small Bites and Chewed Carefully Aug 1st, 2012
123 Audit at Physical Point Aug 2nd, 2012
124 Understatement in Hyperbole Town Aug 6th, 2012
125 The Little Engine That Could, But Chose Not to for Ethical Reasons Aug 7th, 2012
126 The Green Lantern 2: Just Kidding, That Won't Happen Aug 8th, 2012
127 Penny for Your Thoughts and a Dollar for Your Social Security Number Aug 9th, 2012
128 The Land That Time Totally Blanked On Aug 27th, 2012
129 Are You There, God? It's Me, Murder Aug 28th, 2012
130 Retweet This Title and Get Big Savings on Your Next Purchase of Conan Cereal! Aug 29th, 2012
131 The Pimp with the Limp Who Loved to Eat Shrimp Aug 30th, 2012
132 The Improbable Rise of John Yeastlessbread Sep 4th, 2012
133 The Mayan Hunky Firefighter Calendar Sep 5th, 2012
134 Then the Clock Struck 12, 11 Central Time, 10 Mountain Time Sep 6th, 2012
135 The Murder of Steve Victim Sep 10th, 2012
136 The Surprisingly Well-Adjusted Later Life of Honey Boo Boo Sep 11th, 2012
137 Green Eggs and Jon Hamm Sep 12th, 2012
138 One Hundred Years of Solitude (Thanks a Lot, Garlic) Sep 13th, 2012
139 The Incredible Stuff of Non-Specific Guy Sep 17th, 2012
140 Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around the Corner Fudge Is Outsourced to India Sep 18th, 2012
141 The Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer Sep 19th, 2012
142 Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Wildlife Federation Sep 20th, 2012
143 Catcher in the Rye 2: The Catchening Sep 24th, 2012
144 The OCD Postman Always Rings Twice, Forty Times in a Row Sep 25th, 2012
145 Journey to the Return of Revenge Against the Fight Sep 26th, 2012
146 Beach Blanket Bunker: The Untold Story of Hitler and His Prize Surfboard Sep 27th, 2012
147 Butt Slayer 4: Rise of the Non-Butts Oct 1st, 2012
148 The Berenstain Bears Quietly Convert to Judaism Oct 2nd, 2012
149 The Overpriced Organic Grapes of Wrath Oct 3rd, 2012
150 License and Wegistwation, Said the Baby Cop Oct 4th, 2012
151 Never Bring a Knife to a Hot Dog Eating Contest Oct 15th, 2012
152 Love Potion Number MGD 64 Oct 16th, 2012
153 Return and Return and Return to OCD Mountain Oct 17th, 2012
154 Fool Me Thrice, Shame on Amnesia Oct 18th, 2012
155 There's Something Suspicious About Professor Murder Oct 22nd, 2012
156 Seth Swisher's Sushi Switcharoo Oct 23rd, 2012
157 When a Pterodactyl Is in the Next Stall, the P Is Silent Oct 24th, 2012
158 A Man, a Tan, a Terrible Plan Oct 25th, 2012
159 Part Four 6: Part Twelve Oct 29th, 2012
160 Where There's Smoke, There's Gladys the Smoker Oct 30th, 2012
161 Dracula Meets Frankenstein, But Only for Coffee Oct 31st, 2012
162 The AARP Guide to Sexting Nov 1st, 2012